Content - We publish what we want! 

• stories in words, pictures, videos, music, podcasts.

• every story will be subjected to the review of the Z&W editorial board and "She-Who" must be obeyed, aka The Editrix - no exceptions.

• stories will be selected by the Z&W editorial board at their sole discretion.

• Fact-checking - all stories submitted for publication will be subjected to a rigorous review of the facts.  However, as mistakenly illuminated by Samuel Clements, this will not prevent the publication of a good story!

• 88% original content.

• 12% recycled - some shit is just meant to be shared.

  • plus we will shamelessly crosspost blogs and stories from writers we admire in order to increase our audience!

  • however, we will always reference the original author where ever possible.

Target audience

• Something for every attention span.

• But.....we'll be happy if we can get a guffaw from a short, fat, balding, wrinkly, zit-faced, 60-something man named Ernie!?​

Infrequency - We publish when we want!

• periodically - we'll aim for quarterly at first and see what happens.

• things may back up a bit until we have enough shit to publish - then look out!

• regularity may ensue with the appropriate colonic!

Political correctness

• ​We strive to publish in good taste wherever possible.

• If there are multiple ways to interpret an article and one of them offends you - we meant the other one AND this publication is probably not for you!  We'll gladly refund your subscription.

Value for Contribution

• We intent to compensate our writers and artists fairly for their contributions to Z&W but we just can't afford to do it now.  

• Therefore we will be keeping our accounts in ZitKoyn (Ƶ)© see: currency of Z&W.

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• Frequent contributors may amass sufficient ZitKoyn to become Geezer Gazillionaires!!

• If we ever do actually become profitable, we'll dedicate a portion of our net profits to our charities of choice:

  • Bracelets4Buildings.com

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• • Siem Reap Foodbank

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Genre - inspiring satire?

1. We aspire to be the "Mad Magazine for Aging Folks" 

2.  ​In the hierarchy of humour and wit, we aspire to the highest levels.  However, we have been known to stoop to any level to get a laugh.